By Edmond Tupja
Now that the Socialist Party has won (as it did) the April 25 elections, now that the DASH has invented another sacrificial ram in the person of former Prime Minister and former President Sali Berisha (not forgetting his family members) by proclaimed all persona non grata, it has now become clear (for those who know how to analyze to understand before judging someone or something) that somewhere or sometime an agreement of the type must have been made secret deal between a lobbying or government clan of the United States of America and the Divided Republic of Albania in order for Edi Rama to remain in power as long as the first, ie the USA, see this as reasonable, certainly in the geopolitical sense or , perhaps, even sorosist of the word. Exactly from this point of view is inscribed the will of DASH, thanks to which the international public noticed the thin corrupt hair that Sali Berisha had in his eyes without noticing the corruptive corrupting eye that Edi Rama has in his eyes!
In any case, it’s up to Edi Rama to be patient, forgive me, to “enjoy” him for at least another eight years, which the aforementioned himself implied when, during the first month of the election campaign, he mentioned how past 2029. Yes, yes, for another eight years, even, why not, even for the next 18, 28 or 38 years, because, under the glorious leadership of Edi Rama Ist, our country emptied of Albanians will turn into a paradise for African and Asian immigrants, who will pray, pray and exalt their gods to provide immortality to the Albanian charity both former basketball player and former painter desperately unsuccessful.
However or not, because immortality is (if not!) Quite impossible, one day will come when, apparently beans (with “a”, not at all with any other letter), Rama Ist will give soul and God, seeing his magnificent masterpieces called corruption, drug trafficking, crime, unemployment, social injustice, mass emigration of young people, etc., etc., as well as his undeniable virtues called cynicism, narcissism, egocentrism, arrogance, pronounced lack of empathy and monstrous contempt for others, so God will carve his memory in the Arberian land by turning Surrel into a holy place! How so? one might ask an intrigued reader to the deepest roots of oneself. Yes, yes, so, because rumors are circulating like Surreal with his surreal castle, after the death of Rama Ist, it will become a place of pilgrimage, just like, if not more, like Jerusalem or Mecca! There will be government officials from all over the civilized or even uncivilized world, even from North Korea! They will visit the proudly armored castle of Surrell with tears in their eyes, saliva in their throats, knots in their throats and cramps in their minds, hearts and souls! They will kiss and lick with endless love every place where Rama I’s divine foot will have been trampled.st from the bed to the toilet and vice versa, without neglecting even the smallest corner or corner where he would have played hide and seek with himself! Surely, among the governors who came from abroad, the Indians will stand out together with their cows, these sacred animals in India, from whose experience will benefit not only the immaculate, completely virgin cows of Surrel, but also local cowboys, who are likely to be sanctified on condition that the prime minister, who will have replaced Rama Ist, to bless them by pompously pronouncing the priestly formula “In the name of Rama Ist, of the Golden and the Holy Dollar! ”, while the undefiled, all-virgin cows will spread the heavenly scent of their melodic and miraculous dung!
Last but not least, I have to admit something I can never hide from the readers and readers (regular or irregular) of this section: The moment I was finishing writing these lines, I do not know how I remembered the fourth grade teacher, who one day taught me that the Ottoman Turks, after they had finally conquered Albania, after Skanderbeg’s death, dug up his bones from the grave and hung a piece of them as a talisman in neck to become strong and invincible as our national hero! Consequently and inevitably, I would suggest to the winner of the April 25 elections to force the Assembly to pass a law, in the name of which a loyal military unit must watch over the grave for hours until death. his future in Surrel so that no enemy, local or foreign, would pull his bones out of the grave to hang around his neck like a talisman to become strong and invincible like him, Rama Ist the hand itself, unforgettable not only in this life, but also in the next, with cash and with chemicals or, on the contrary, with oil!
