Either he has tried too hard or his best friend has no taste. You would not wear that dress even if they paid you, but his gesture has not paid off.
When he asks, “Did you cut your hair?” while you told him that you have told him 1 million times so far that you will dye your hair
You have left your time and salary at the hairdresser to look like a star, and he calmly asks you if “you have cut your hair a little”.
His nervousness when you think for half an hour about what to order
Because you are usually on a diet, and I do not know what to choose between 10 salads without taste points. And he has things separate: in the morning eggs, at lunch dish, at dinner chicken with boiled vegetables. So keeps that super body!
When he tries to express his feelings, but becomes confused
There are several ways to say “I love you”, such as: “I would like to sleep with you. I mean, just to sleep. I do not mean … “He may not be very good at words, but you always know what he means.
His confusion when you go out to watch matches, because he has to divide his attention into two parts
It is scientifically proven that men are not very good at doing two things at the same time. However, he tries to pay attention to you as well, while Milan-Juventus is being played, although when a goal is scored, he cuts the word in the middle and shouts like crazy.
When you leave the last wills after seeing that it has a temperature of 37.5
Take work leave, lock yourself in the house and stay lying down all day because any contact with the environment can be fatal for him. And yet, after three days he is like an apple and returns to the role of the superhero who saves your life by bringing you medicine because he stuck it.
When you wear cleavage and he tries to keep his mind on what you say
Why is he doing this?
When you become a superstar because you have to go somewhere, and he does not speak a word
It does not mean that you have become beautiful, it just turns your head for an hour and a second while giving it to the car. You risk a collision and you ask, “What do you have today?” The answer is known: “Nothing” (permanent laughter).
When he tries to get something out of you and suddenly speaks like the closest friend you have
He becomes jealous and in order to get something out of you, he cuts out a question like: “Hey, did he shoot you last night?”. You tease him and say, “Everyone!”, And then comes that ironic laugh that lasts ten minutes.
Source: Bright Side